What Did One Astronaut Say To The Other?

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Possible reactions of astronauts in space after hearing that NASA shut down:

  • “So… how do you think that new Sandra Bullock movie ended?”
  • “Hang in there? HANG IN THERE?”
  • “I never thought I’d say this, but now might be a good time to call Russia.”
  • “My stars.”
  • “Spaceballs.”
  • “You think Amazon delivers up here? I’ve got Prime.”
  • “Well, I guess we might as well get started on Gingrich’s moon colony.”
  • “Good one, Houston. You almost had us there with your whole ‘going dark’ spiel. The lights in the D.C. area of the United States literally turned off and everything. That was a nice touch. But seriously, you’ve had your fun, now power back up. Houston? Houston?”
  • One, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on any way well.” The other, “Hey Bob. Lay off the Modest Mouse, will you? It wasn’t funny before NASA called, and it sure as hell isn’t funny now.” One, “Gravity, stay the hell away from me.” The other, “Back to John Mayer? For cripes sakes, Bob. For cripes sakes.”
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