Friends, the day I’ve been waiting 26.9 years for is finally here. My debut book is out! So, HAPPY BOOK RELEASE DAY TO YOU AND YOURS!! But mostly, to me. Want to get me a present? Order the book!

And here’s my present to you:

Share this  Amazon link on your social media (Facebook, Twitter, and wherever else you kids virtually communicate these days), leave a comment here stating how many places you posted, and that’s how many tickets with your name I’ll submit into the drawing for…..

THE BOOK PACKAGE GIVEAWAY (giveaway… giveaway… giveaway)

This is an exclusive giveaway for my blog readers. The package includes a signed copy of my humor collection I Thought We Agreed to Pee in the Ocean: And Other Amusings From a Girl Wearing Sweatpants, Pee In the Ocean bookmarks, and Pee in the Ocean pens, shipped directly to your door. I’ll draw the winner 24 hours from now, on Friday, September 20th at 9:00 am EST, and will contact the lucky duck by replying to his/her comment.

Want to hear more about the loot?

“Gems of hilarity…. these vignettes are silly, goofy, and incredibly enjoyable.”—Sara Benincasa, author of Agorafabulous!

“Fiercely entertaining… A fun and funny read, with heart and smarts.”—Dr. Gina Barreca, author of It’s Not That I’m Bitter, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World

“Dillon exposes the humor inherent in that most human of fascinations: our personal experiences… Dillon’s essays are both specific and universal; more important, they are good fun to read. Brava!”—Elizabeth Hilts, author of Every Freaking! Day with Rachell Ray: An Unauthorized Parody

Well, what are you waiting for? Share!!!!


20 thoughts on “BOOK PACKAGE GIVEAWAY!!!

  1. Congrats congrats congrats!!! Fantastic title and seriously amazing cover! It’s going to look great in a spot of pride on your bookshelf (and maybe even framed…somewhere near your writing desk? [hint, hint, nudge, nudge, CHRISTMAS PRESENT idea for your significant other!] Because framing your own cover for yourself is slightly embarrassing/lame…I should know :])

    • Haha what a great idea! My father in law likes to frame. Maybe I’ll have my husband suggest it to him as a Christmas gift, since me suggesting it would sound a little narcissistic. Thanks for the kind words!


  2. I put your link on my face book page and I also am adding your blog to my Great reads page on my blog, because you always make me laugh. I hope your book makes the best seller list.


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